// RULES: Go to google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name. //

Here goes

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Sarah needs a date
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: sarah looks like a slutty flight attendant

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: The only people for me are the mad ones

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: sarah wants your breasts

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Sarah does not eat humans (wtf lol)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Sarah hates you

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Sarah asks about age and productivity

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Sarah goes down

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: sarah likes to smell colleens armpits (lol who's colleen?)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Sarah eats cake

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Sarah wears a bra and shoes somtimes

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: was arrested and booked on a charge of felony child neglect.

gosh this is amazing! everyone should do it lol